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Taylor Swift acquired a rare Luxurious FUR baby following the loss of her previous one, expressing, “I adore having them around me”. after the criticism from haters. she unveils, If you are a cat lover you would have the total understanding

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The Secret Diary of Taylor Swift’s Cat, aged 10¾.

 

Taylor Swift acquired a rare Luxurious FUR baby following the loss of her previous  one, expressing, "I adore having them around  me". after the criticism from haters. she unveils, If you are a cat lover you would have the total understanding

Other partners have come and gone but I’ve been at the singer’s side for a decade, as her favourite furry friend – and this is our story.

The truth is I’ve never been able to stand her. That faux-sweetness. The permanent victim status. The confected gratitude as she tours the world and goes to bed in a pit of money. People think she’s humble, but she’s never met a mirror she didn’t like. A renowned monogamist? Yeah, and I’m a Bichon Frisé… She has men come and go all through the day, satisfying her every craven desire. She is a monster, a hack, a trashy little fame whore. And it’s about time we all woke up to it.

Who is ‘she’, you ask, the cat’s grandmother? No, my grandmother was a saint. I refer, of course, to Choupette, Karl Lagerfeld’s blue-eyed Birman, often touted as one of the ‘richest cats in the world’. (The most well-PR’d cat in the world, more to the point.)

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